Cat has that issue of Wholphin with the Miranda July piece of the same title *points up*.

I have a boyfriend, so there’s a default answer for me, but if say…I’d never met Mikey or was just single because I had some crazy wart outbreaks in certain bodily regions where wart outbreaks must not be, would I be anyone’s favorite person? And come on, your mom doesn’t count, especially since parents aren’t supposed to play favorites, and if you’re an only child, then that’s cheating.

Anyway, are you anyone’s favorite person?

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