- A break, or at least a full-week where I can get 8 hours of sleep every night (HAHA! Yeah. They don’t call it a wishlist for nothing).
- Someone to pay for the domain space, please.
- A publishing deal for New Slang, Vol. 1.
- Ginsberg’s Deliberate Prose: Selected Essays 1952-1995
- And while we’re at it, a subscription to Believer
- Hot Potatoe by Marc Bell
- A cupcake bake-a-thon–eat-a-thon with my nearest and dearest. Can we make that happen?